Like Georgia O’Keeffe, I am an artist.
Like Elizabeth Ann Seton, I am a teacher.
Like Neil Gaiman, I am a writer.
Like Leonardo da Vinci, I am a dreamer.
Like Charles Darwin, I am curious.
Like Sherlock Holmes, I am clever.
Like Elphaba Thropp, I am different.
Like I.M. Pei, I am an innovator.
Like Kathe Kollowitz, I am strong.
Like no one else, I am me.
She’s the luckiest girl around I know.
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
The bridge before her was rope and old.
But Moe supposed she ought to be bold.
She hurried across at close to a scamper.
Good thing too, as it went down behind her!
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
On a lovely day, Moe went to the zoo.
She wanted to see what she could find new.
She tsked as she discovered gum on her shoe,
But she ducked in time to avoid the flung poo!
Moe found a dollar in the street,
Decided a lotto ticket would be a treat.
Unfortunately she got a parking ticket,
But then won the money needed to pay it!
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
Recently Moe took a week long vacation,
But got there to find they lost her reservation.
She didn’t have to wander the Florida streets,
For they upgraded her to a swanky suite!
Moe went is search of a job,
But her degree was a bit of a prob.
Now she teaches at the local pool,
At their underwater basket-weaving school!
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
At Halloween Moe forgot to buy any candy.
But some other treats happened to be handy.
The children raved about her choice of handout.
Who knew so many liked fresh alfalfa sprouts?
Moe entered a fishing competition,
The theme was a rare fish exposition.
As you may expect it is more than chance,
That girl actually caught a coelacanth!
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
Moe had a wild weekend with her best friends,
Ended up misplacing some odds and ends.
She lost her puppy and her phone,
But both were there when she got home.
Moe doesn’t put much stock in superstition,
Her bad luck never comes to fruition.
When she stepped on a sidewalk crack,
She simply popped her mother’s back.
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
The only way Moe’s luck is poor
Is that she rarely has a date at her door.
Though she wishes, prays, and hopes,
All the guys she’s met have been dopes.
Perhaps she needed to help along fate.
She decided to seek a cyber date.
There she met a nice guy called Joe,
Who now is in love with the girl named Moe.
For Moe, its true, her luck is her best friend.
It’s more than a mere mortal can comprehend!
“Why is the sky blue?”
The little boy asked.
“Why is the grass green?”
“Why are oranges orange?”
“Why are my eyes brown?”
His mother calmly replied
“That’s just the color it should be.”
“Why are apples red?”
The little boy asked.
“Why are grapes purple?”
“Why is our dog brown?”
“Why is out cat white?”
His father calmly replied
“That’s just the color it should be.”
“Why is the sun yellow?”
The little boy asked.
“Why is our car blue?”
“Why are frogs green?”
“Why are pumpkins orange?”
His teacher calmly replied
“That’s just the color it should be.”
With some blue paint, he painted his face from ear to ear.
“Why?” his mother asked.
The little boy calmly replied
“That’s the color it should be.”
Midnight in the garden of superstition,
No luck if it weren’t for bad luck.
One black cat prowls the paths,
Pitching salt across its shoulder.
She carries a basket to harvest the rabbit feet.
Skulls with grins guard the gate.
The fence design swirls with spades.
Under a ladder the four-leaf clovers grow.
Velvet stars streak the evening sky.
Her plans are based on the advice of fortune cookies.
Oh, how I love Peanut Butter!
I could Eat it all day,
But it would give me Acid reflux,
And that would Not be fun.
Unless I take some Tums!
I love iT with jelly,
Or Bananas,
Or nUtella.
I’d eaT it with honey.
I’d like To try it with bacon,
Or Even marshmallows.
Sounds maRvelous to me!
